harryedward:

boy: *is nice to me*

me: wtf *looks down to make sure my titty aint out or something*

(via assfreckle)

 7839
27 Sep 14 at 12 am

(Source: cashten, via horny-grandma)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via andyc0nda)

 314
26 Sep 14 at 11 pm

"I do think Comedy is harder to do [than Drama]. (…)There’s a secret precision underneath Comedy, (…) like timing, saying the lines fast enough, getting the right word and not overlapping each other…” [x]

(via wiigipedia)


"I do think Comedy is harder to do [than Drama]. (…)There’s a secret precision underneath Comedy, (…) like timing, saying the lines fast enough, getting the right word and not overlapping each other…” [x]
 309086
26 Sep 14 at 11 pm

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

(Source: gatissed, via assfreckle)

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

(via scarfofcumbersaurus)

 8852
26 Sep 14 at 11 pm

cinemaspam:

Twist the bones and bend the back
Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca
Trim him of his baby fat
Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca
Give him fur black as black

Just like This

(via yourfavoriteredhead)

*boom*

mom: what was that?
me: my shirt fell
mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
me: i was in it